Twat, but well meaning, I guess.
I remember the day the firemen demonstrated against - something - while Chris Mole was Chairman of the Praesidium at County Hall in St. Helens. Whilst I sipped a fine pint of Adnam's rightly popular Broadside, in the County Hotel (wherein Mrs. Wallace Simpson, love of the Prince of Wales, of resided whilst awaiting her divorce, what a backwater Ipswich was perceived at the time) , Mr. Mole refused to meet this group of life saving heroes. He was said to be seen lurking behind half closed blinds, high in the building.
The hundred or more attendees stood in St. Helens, at the County Hall, calling ....
"MOLE MOLE, COME OUT OF YOUR HOLE."